Fun Things to do, Po’ Folks Edition
Written By: Andrew
Some of our, ahem, “faithful readers” (aka ghosts) may have noticed we haven’t been adding anything lately and I’m here to explain why. We’re broke (please refer to graph below), and haven’t been able to afford to even leave the confines of our mansions cardboard boxes. Seeing as we’re on the poor end of the graph, we’ve developed a list of things to do when you’re strapped for cash, check them out after the jump.
1. Burn old newspapers [1]
2. Take a walk and high-five every pedestrian you see, even yourself
3. Combine all of your old condiments in a blender and see what happens [2]
4. Nap
5. Make lists
6. Give yourself a haircut
7. Let the air out of your car tires and figure out how you’re going to air them back up in time for work [3]
8. Hang out at the dump
9. Loiter
10. Make wet toilet paper wads and throw them at your neighbors house the side of your house (save the TP, you can’t afford to waste it)
11. Tie old tin can lids to your shoes and tap-dance in the street [4]
12. Start an argument
13. Interrupt a youth soccer game dressed as green man.
14. Yell (at?) stuff
15. Wallow in misery
16. Plot revenge
17. Make fun of Canadians
18. Skip rocks
19. Invite friends over, make sure they bring beer, tell then you’ll get them back [5]
And there you have it, just a small sampling of things fun to do that are cheap and/or free.
[1] We’re not responsible if you burn yourself, anyone else, property, pets, fruits, or newspapers.
[2] Do not throw contents of blender on anyone/anything, may cause stains/burns/death.
[3] If you own an air compressor you are not poor, please stop reading this list.
[4] Tin can lids are sharp.
[5] Lie.
October 30 2008 04:23 pm | Random |